Well wrap me up in tinfoil and pop me in the oven for a couple of hours!

Well wrap me up in tinfoil and pop me in the oven for a couple of hours!

Well wrap me up in tinfoil and pop me in the oven for a couple of hours! Alternatively we could find a massive Christmas tree and I could sit on top!

We have had a couple of mornings with no screaming. Psycho Mummy has left the building!

I have been trying to make things more bearable and came up with the idea of no telly, IPads or anything else until everybody is ready to leave the house for school. It has worked two mornings Running. Unfortunately I’m now the least informed person in the UK on all news stories as when the telly is finally tuned on we have to watch “Team Titans Go”. I tried to plead to watch the news but my grovelling fell on deaf ears. Theresa could have fucked Brexit up or anything for all I know…….

As there is no telly, I have had to converse with the little shits. Subjects as varied as did Jesus twerk and what actually happens if you are crucified have been covered. It’s all very biblical in Totes Towers at the moment.

Blazer Boden ages ago £100ish
Polo H&M last week £9
Trousers Zara sale last year £7ish
Bag Kin from John Lewis £84
Sparkly socks TK Maxx
Shoes Zara £29.99