Some days you need to put some red lipstick on, a pretty frock with cats on and put your best foot forward. Sometimes life’s a bit shit but you’ve got to take the rough with the smooth.
When all else fails, give the dog a cuddle, have a glass of wine and resort to internet shopping.
Do not start on the fucking biscuits!
Shit, I started on the biscuits but never mind, I’ll run them off tomorrow.
How many calories in a whole packet of “all butter – fruit and oat cookies?”
So I’m running a half marathon tomorrow morning!