Parenting, Ramblings

So the saying goes “if life gives you lemons, make gin and tonic”

So the saying goes “if life gives you lemons, make gin and tonic” or something like that anyway…It could have been lemon drizzle cake…Whatever…

I say if life gives you lemons, run after it and shout “I didn’t order this shit! You can fucking take it back. I’m not taking this shit sitting down!”

Then I grumble a lot and say “motherfucker” under my breath all day whilst my little shits say things like “are you ok mum” and I say “I keep telling you that I am not Mum. I am Mummy”