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Jogger Blogger Dogger Troll

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Jogger Blogger Dogger Troll is Totes Inappropes debut novel and is ready to pre-order now!

Jogger Blogger Dogger Troll is the very dark story of Sally, a forty something year old mother of three children who blogs on Facebook, runs, drinks wine and spends too much money on clothes. She has taken a year off work to write a book but regrettably can’t type or use a computer. Instead she walks her dog and buys clothes from Asos. Her husband meanwhile is building a radio station in the children’s playroom. The couple haven’t had sex since the acquisition of their Pug Bruce who doesn’t like being excluded from the marital bed and attacks Sally’s husband when things become amorous. The South Manchester Doggers are encountering a struggle for power between two rival members who seek to be in charge of the group’s night vision goggles. On one hand they want to increase their dwindling membership but still steer clear of being arrested on charges of public indecency. Is a Facebook group the way forward? What should it be called? Could a Halloween spectacular in the wooded area where Sally walks her dog be the key to getting new members to participate in outdoor sex with strangers? When two women bond over their hatred of an online blogger, one suggests to the other that the world would be a better place without her. Will Debbie go ahead with the plot to rid the world of Sally or will she realise that she’s being used by Lesley who says that her legs aren’t up to murder? Will the local wildlife population ever recover from Debbie’s unskilled attempts to poison Sally’s precious Pug? And finally, will the South Manchester Doggers inadvertently help Sally escape from Debbie’s murderous intent?

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