Ramblings

Oh my darlings how I have missed you

Totes “Oh my darlings how I have missed you whilst I was away for 7 days. Let’s get on with it then. You’ve had a holiday too……What do you mean fuck off? How unbelievably rude you household appliances have become! Go on and be good and mummy will get you a glass of wine”

Dangerous. “You can’t actually pour 3 glasses of wine and pretend that one’s for the hoover and one’s for the washing machine.”

Totes “can”