Boozing, Run to the Piss Up in a Brewery

No – it’s no use, I’m an absolute arsehole

No – it’s no use, I’m an absolute arsehole.

As more time passes, more bruises are found.

I’ve got ouchy bits everywhere. The only good news is that Dangerous is commencing his get fit regime this evening so no doubt he will be as stiff and sore as me by tomorrow.

Who does gymnastics on coaches? At least the coach company can rest assured that their luggage shelves are very well attached.