Run to the Piss Up in a Brewery, Shopping

Look at this happy fashion forward bitch

And look at this happy fashion forward bitch. She won the Lagenluxe dress which was kindly donated. Being the forward thinking person that I am, I had come up with precisely nothing as a competition. I decided that we would have a plank off because it sounded funny and a bit like wank off. I then realised that the Amazonian personal trainers would defo win this and thought why reward them further? They are already slim and toned. That is reward in itself. They don’t need a new frock too. After more thought whilst drinking in the sun, it was decided that we should just play hide and seek for it.

Thank you to kind Tabitha at Lagenluxe. I was just going to steal the dress but then that’s not fair.