Ramblings, Technophobe Totes

It’s like the real housewives of Cheshire

It’s like the real housewives of Cheshire. Get a load of my mutton dressed as dog bikini!

Does anybody know how to make my text go smaller on the stupid laptop please? I have accidentally made it massive. I have tried closing it and then reopening it in the vain hope that it would help but it didn’t. I have no idea how I did it.