There has just been a very tragic accident in which I fell up the stairs whilst holding my phone and a glass of red.
Having lost my slipper I missed the last step. Don’t worry I kept hold of both the glass and my phone. I fell straight on to my stomach and kept hold of the wine. I screamed that I had fallen “up the f***ing stairs” but nobody came.
There will now be a cleaner patch on the carpet where I have cleaned it with my Dr Beckman carpet cleaner recommended by Which? If you haven’t got any, you simply must get some. If you have got a family that doesn’t even come to look when they hear a massive thump and then screaming, you are in very good company.
Up yer bum. What a waste of Pinot Noir.