I’m living the life now daaaahling. Just hanging out in the corridors at ITV talking to Ben Shepherd and ogling men in kilts.
Thank fuck I didn’t swear!
I’m free to mumble in any TV debates if anybody needs the views of a spendthrift, borderline alcoholic and they work in telly. Topics that I’m fluent in are Bargain hunting, being a parenting guru, wine consumption and running whilst whinging.
Thank you Simone for booking me. I’m off to Zara to spend my fee. Thank you Lisa in makeup for sorting my blusher out so that I didn’t look like aunt Sally.