Technophobe Totes

I fucking hate this computer

I fucking hate this computer. I hate it so much. I can’t do anything on it. It took me 4 attempts to open my Emails. I had to phone Dangerous to ask him for his ICloud password.

I need to open a specific email. I scroll to where it should be and it’s not there. I then search in the search box for the person that sent it to me. It denies that they exist. Ha you twat, I will forward it from my phone. I have now forwarded it from my phone but I can’t see the attachments.

The email seems to end mid sentence as though I have only forwarded part of it. Can you actually do this? I think that this laptop is possessed.

It’s making me so angry. Every time I get it out I end up in tears of anger and frustration. I just can’t use it. It outwits me at every turn.

It has now split the screen in two. Ginny told me how to sort this out but I can’t fucking remember what she said.

I’ve got important shit to do.

Do you think that the insurance would pay out if it got attacked with a hammer? Actually what if it fell out of a window by accident……..