Boozing, Ramblings

HANGOVERS – Know the signs

HANGOVERS

Know the signs.

Somebody you know could have a hangover. It’s serious!

WHAT ARE THE SIGNS?

Remember WINE AND BEER

Act fast and remember WINE and BEER

W. Wounds on knees from falling over
I. Insatiable desire for pork products
N. Not being able to leave the toilet
E. Everything hurts a lot.

B. Being very, very sorry but not sure what for
E. Eagerly looking for pain killers.
E. Endless moaning.
R. Really tired but unable to sleep.

If you see these symptoms in anybody you know, you must act fast.

They will need;

V. Very big fry up or McDonald’s
O. Orange juice
D. Deep sympathy and lots of painkillers.
K. Kids taking care of.
A. And a hair of the dog at teatime.

Sorry to the band who’s performance I ruined last night. You were very good until I got on stage with you to help with the singing. Never mind, you’ll probably never have as bad a gig ever again. That’s your career low sorted!