Clever Trevor, Ramblings

Go on Mummy. Have a glass of wine. You deserve it!

“Go on Mummy. Have a glass of wine. You deserve it! You’ve been a good Mummy all day. You’ve taught me to poo and wee outside. I’m your boy and I yuv you”

“But Trevor what will I wear on my trip to Spain this weekend?

“Well Mummy I think that you will find that you aren’t going because I yuv you too much”

“But Trevor I’ve only ever had one girly weekend away ever. You can stay with your Daddy and your brothers and sister”

“But I yuv you Mummy. I’m your new baby. You can’t leave me. I’m too special”

“Fuck me Trevor. I love you but I’m going to Spain. Let’s look on Asos for something to wear on the plane”

“Ok Mummy. I yuv you”

“Don’t forget you’ve got a Lagenluxe delivery tomorrow Mummy. I won’t tell daddy because I yuv you”

“Mummy you will look nice on the plane whatever you wear”

“Thanks Trev I love you”

“Chin chin Trevor”