Dear Totes

Dear totes, Recently I purchased a joules top off eBay

Dear totes, I feel you are the Yoda in our lives and we are the Jedi’s in training,

Recently I purchased a joules top off eBay £14.99 buy it now bargain!!!! Then realised it was coming from China ??, I waited very patiently. Days, then weeks went past. Finally my parcel arrived, with sweaty shaking hands I opened it ….. my world fell apart, here are the photos for you as evidence. Please tell me how you would have dealt with such a travesty???

one of your dedicated followers Caroline Aka. Tart with a Heart ❤️ xx


Dear Tart with a heart,

Never fear, all is not lost. Any fashion forward bitch could wear this. You just need attitude. I have seen Rita Ora wearing something very similar. Also see Rihanna…….

May I suggest wearing it with hot pants and a crop top with a slogan. You will need a belt to cinch it in and big earrings et voila, a look for any occasion including a job interview, lunch with the in laws and ladies day at the races.

You’re welcome. X