I’ve had a shit day but I’ve pulled it around.You’d think that I’d learn that putting yourself out there can result in people think...
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Behold! Not only have I done a chicken casserole for dinner
28 Nov
Behold!Not only have I done a chicken casserole for dinner (that no fucker will eat) but I have also cleaned the bins and invented ...
Dear Facebook. What the fuck is going on?
27 Nov
Dear Facebook.What the fuck is going on?My reach (amount of people that see my posts) is down about 80%. My likes are actually ...
I have tried to come to terms with Facebooks new rules
24 Oct
So today after a very muddy start and a visit to McDonald’s (in which I ate nothing) I have tried to come to terms with Facebooks new r...
Day two of our big Wales adventure has seen sun. Sun and sulking…….
30 Aug
Day two of our big Wales adventure has seen sun. Sun and sulking.......Everywhere in this beautiful United Kingdom of our is better...
It’s like the real housewives of Cheshire
18 Jun
It's like the real housewives of Cheshire. Get a load of my mutton dressed as dog bikini!Does anybody know how to make my text go s...
I fucking hate this computer
30 May
I fucking hate this computer. I hate it so much. I can't do anything on it. It took me 4 attempts to open my Emails. I had to phone Dan...
I have managed to turn the telly on
22 May
I have managed to turn the telly on but I can't get any other channel other than Sky News. Come back Dangerous - all is forgiven......w...
Hostilities have ceased within Totes Towers
09 May
Hostilities have ceased within Totes Towers, at least for a couple of days. I have got my period. I remember the good old days when a p...
Happy Easter
16 Apr
Happy Easter. We got up at 5.20. The Easter fucking bunny has a lot to answer for. It had literally shat chocolate everywhere.My bl...
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