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Seriously – who’d let these skanks into their shop?

Seriously – who’d let these skanks into their shop?

Seriously – who’d let these skanks into their shop? When I say skanks, I am mainly referring to myself after a ten mile run. My kit seems to have gone smelly and there was a noxious odour coming from my right armpit.

We went for a run and then decided to pop into Edit in Hale. The poor woman didn’t deserve it. As we were leaving, I saw her rifling through her bag for a couple of Valium.

We pretended to be gangsters rappers whilst
Trying over sized shearling jackets on, sang along to the best of Whitney Houston and basically lowered the tone and made the poor lady that owned the shop anxious. It looked from outside like a gang of hoodlums had invaded the shop intent on causing carnage.

If you’d like us to pop into your shop and create chaos whilst we are on a run , just message me and buy some air freshener. You might need a bottle of gin for your nerves too.

Seriously though – I’d better buy some Dettol laundry cleanser stuff. I fucking stank.

Dear sirs at Virgin London Marathon

Dear sirs at Virgin London Marathon

Dear sirs at Virgin London Marathon, It has come to my attention that you can get a place in your delightful marathon if you have previously and in the same year Run a marathon in which you were good for age. May I congratulate you on this idea! It really is excellent. I have perused… Continue Reading

On our Running group page “Run Bitch Run”we have two simple questions for new members before they join up

On our Running group page “Run Bitch Run”we have two simple questions for new members before they join up

On our Running group page “Run Bitch Run”we have two simple questions for new members before they join up. They are not running related because our group is a bit more than a Running group. The questions are intended to sort the wheat from the chaff. They are also intended to give people who don’t… Continue Reading

After giving it great thought, I have concluded that Dangerous should work for the government

After giving it great thought, I have concluded that Dangerous should work for the government

After giving it great thought, I have concluded that Dangerous should work for the government as some sort of special spin Doctor. He arrived home from his days hard graft to offer me the fantastic deal of a lifetime. “So how about I pick Bella up from gymnastics tonight? That will save you a job… Continue Reading