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On our Running group page “Run Bitch Run”we have two simple questions for new members before they join up

On our Running group page “Run Bitch Run”we have two simple questions for new members before they join up

On our Running group page “Run Bitch Run”we have two simple questions for new members before they join up. They are not running related because our group is a bit more than a Running group. The questions are intended to sort the wheat from the chaff. They are also intended to give people who don’t know anything about the group, the idea that swearing and boozing are encouraged and celebrated.

They are as follows……

1, What is your favourite swear word?

2, What is your favourite booze?

You’d be surprised by how many times I read gin and c!?#t a day!

You’d also be surprised how many people can’t bring themselves to even write a swear word. Our favourite this week amongst the squirming answers was Q, what is your favourite swear word? A moist – What the actual fuck? I don’t like the word moist (unless it’s being used to describe chocolate cake) but it’s not really a swear word is it?

Anyway, most people love being asked about their favourite thing or for their opinions. So…..

Why not take our inane quiz.

(Some of it was written by my little shits. You’ll work out which!)

You could share it with your friends so that they can take our inane quiz too!

1, What is your favourite swear word?

2, What is your favourite booze?

3, What is your porn star name? (First pets name and colour of current underwear)

4, Have you ever given birth? How long did it take and what did you scream?

5, If you had the choice between swimming in a pool that a cat had pissed in or a baby had done a shit in which would you choose?

6, What word makes you want to vomit/commit murder?

7, Which is worse, incorrect grammar or mild bad manners – not holding a door open for others etcetera

8, Which would you prefer – to snog Kanye or lick a cats bum?

9, Kim Kardashian or Taylor Swift?

10, thong or big girls pants?

11, Tom Hardy or Cillian Murphy?

12, Zara or Asos?

13, Make up – neutral or bold?

14 Contouring- yes or no?

15, if you had to live on the street with no pillows with but your dog or in a mansion and your dog was outside in a kennel, which would you choose? (by Oscar and Ted)

16, Are you comfortable talking about money or do you find it vulgar?

17, What was the first record that you bought?

18, And The first gig that you went to?

19, Liberal or conservative?

20, Do you prefer to drive or take public transport?

I told you it was inane!

Feel free to share it. It might be particularly good to sort the good from the bad on internet dating sites.

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