We were supposed to not be drinking but given that I’ve spent the day producing, directing, running, editing, procuring ingredients, fi...
Ramblings
Thug Pug can run! I’m fucking ecstatic.
23 Jun
Thug Pug can run! I’m fucking ecstatic. He’s only ever been for a run with me once and he sat in the middle of a road to teach me...
Are your walls full of dirty handprints?
21 Jun
Are your walls full of dirty handprints?Does you fridge door have sticky finger prints all over it?Does your staircase look lik...
You may have noticed that I’ve come over all spiritual.
20 Jun
You may have noticed that I’ve come over all spiritual. I have started Yoga and I’m really trying to be a better person.It’s not wo...
Fuck me, the last few weeks outfits look like a rainbow!
20 Jun
Fuck me, the last few weeks outfits look like a rainbow! I don’t like to blend in to the background - that’s too boring!I’m only fo...
Things that Mummy’s teach
20 Jun
Things that Mummy’s teachGood manners
Nutrition
Values
The value of walking to school
Kindness
Oral hygiene
Personal hygiene
...
I’m at a very low ebb
19 Jun
I’m at a very low ebb after a fraught drive to and from Huddersfield with two boys who were intent on kicking the living shit out of ea...
Tuesday morning drama…
19 Jun
Tuesday morning drama...I have just put the “specialist dry clean only” 100% polyester sofa covers in the washing machine.I am ...
Have you ever tried helping a very tired six year old with their homework?
17 Jun
Have you ever tried helping a very tired six year old with their homework?What about helping a tired and tearful six year old to do...
Fuck the patriarchy!
16 Jun
Fuck the patriarchy!How to train your sexist little piggies to be less sexist little piggies.Yesterday morning, just before sch...