Reasons to have a really fucking massive glass of wine now!
The sun is shining.
It’s Saturday, unless of course you don’t read this until Sunday, but don’t worry – the same applies on Sunday.
Wine is good for you.
You should never trust anyone that doesn’t drink.
It will make you happy.
It is proven that when tipsy, you can’t see how dirty your house is.
It’s also proven, that when slightly tipsy, your husband is more alluring and less annoying.
Wine has anti ageing properties.
If your husband has a glass too, he is less likely to notice the big bag of happiness that you bought to cheer yourself up today in Zara/H&M/Marks and Spensive.
Wine tastes nice.
Wine is good for the soul.
Wine makes you a better person
Wine makes you a better dancer.
Wine is a good fuel for your run tomorrow.
The little shits go back to school on Monday.
Did I mention that wine is nice?
Drinking wine is good for the economies of places like New Zealand, Argentina and France.
I have new wine glasses, you may not have but never mind.