We were supposed to not be drinking but given that I’ve spent the day producing, directing, running, editing, procuring ingredients, fi...
Parenting
Are your walls full of dirty handprints?
21 Jun
Are your walls full of dirty handprints?Does you fridge door have sticky finger prints all over it?Does your staircase look lik...
Things that Mummy’s teach
20 Jun
Things that Mummy’s teachGood manners
Nutrition
Values
The value of walking to school
Kindness
Oral hygiene
Personal hygiene
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Have you ever tried helping a very tired six year old with their homework?
17 Jun
Have you ever tried helping a very tired six year old with their homework?What about helping a tired and tearful six year old to do...
Fuck the patriarchy!
16 Jun
Fuck the patriarchy!How to train your sexist little piggies to be less sexist little piggies.Yesterday morning, just before sch...
We are on the countdown to the World Cup
12 Jun
We are on the countdown to the World Cup. I have just procured Ted, a sticker book. Dangerous and Ted are extraordinarily excited.....
I thought it a fitting tribute to post a picture of my Kate Spade cat dress.
06 Jun
I thought it a fitting tribute to post a picture of my Kate Spade cat dress.The BBC said that it’s a presumed suicide.I don’t k...
Holiday odds
02 Jun
Holiday oddsIf I were a betting man I could have given you odds on this shit!First load of washing on within twenty four hours ...
Going on holiday for the over forty fives.
01 Jun
Going on holiday for the over forty fives.I used to laugh inordinately at a work colleague who was around fifteen years my senior. ...
A list of things that you will need to survive for the next two weeks.
25 May
A list of things that you will need to survive for the next two weeks.Sauvignon Blanc
Vodka
Gin
A nice Pinot noir
WiFi for the...