Dear Totes Archives - Totes Inappropes

30 Jul

Totes! I need help! I've got my first Tinder date on Sunday and I think he may have lied about his height in the same way I have done a...

10 Jun

Dear Totes I've come to you (figuratively) for advice as I know you are a fellow gob shite and wise woman of the world. I've foun...

16 May

Dear Totes I'm afraid that I have done a terrible thing and let myself down. A national newspaper paid me to sell my sisters out. I ...

07 May

Dear totes, I feel you are the Yoda in our lives and we are the Jedi's in training, Recently I purchased a joules top off eBay £14.9...

26 Apr

Hi I'm Totes I'm a parenting guru and all round know it all fashion forward bitch. I've started writing a column entitled Dear Totes...

16 Apr

Dear Totes, Two weeks ago, I told my boyfriend to Fuck Right Off in a menopausal rage. I spent the rest of the evening hi-fiving mys...

16 Apr

For some time now I have been living in fear of being found out. To everybody else I seem as though I have everything. I'm handsome wit...

14 Apr

Dear Totes I'm not sure where to begin as I have such a big problem but here goes...... I have made a living for quite some time ...