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I’ve come to you (figuratively) for advice
10 Jun
Dear TotesI've come to you (figuratively) for advice as I know you are a fellow gob shite and wise woman of the world.I've foun...
I’m afraid that I have done a terrible thing and let myself down
16 May
Dear TotesI'm afraid that I have done a terrible thing and let myself down. A national newspaper paid me to sell my sisters out. I ...
Dear totes, Recently I purchased a joules top off eBay
07 May
Dear totes, I feel you are the Yoda in our lives and we are the Jedi's in training,Recently I purchased a joules top off eBay £14.9...
Amazing new solutions for married couples
26 Apr
Hi I'm TotesI'm a parenting guru and all round know it all fashion forward bitch. I've started writing a column entitled Dear Totes...
Two weeks ago, I told my boyfriend to Fuck Right Off
16 Apr
Dear Totes,Two weeks ago, I told my boyfriend to Fuck Right Off in a menopausal rage. I spent the rest of the evening hi-fiving mys...
I have been living in fear of being found out
16 Apr
For some time now I have been living in fear of being found out. To everybody else I seem as though I have everything. I'm handsome wit...
I said a few outlandish things and people raised their eyebrows
14 Apr
Dear TotesI'm not sure where to begin as I have such a big problem but here goes......I have made a living for quite some time ...