Monthly Archives: December 2017

Ahhhhhh go on then……does any brave and fashion forward bitch fancy a Totes makeover?

Ahhhhhh go on then……does any brave and fashion forward bitch fancy a Totes makeover? Before you get too excited, I’m a tight bitch and I’m not giving my clothes away. Just the chance to be slightly humiliated in a short film where I make you look a bit of a tit (but in a nice way)
Maybe somebody could sponsor it, like a gin distillery or something……or some nice company could donate a dress! I don’t want much do I?

And probably not until the new year.
What do you think?

I bet you didn’t know that I’ve got a crack team of dedicated athletes training for a new Olympic sport here at Totes Towers!

I bet you didn’t know that I’ve got a crack team of dedicated athletes training for a new Olympic sport here at Totes Towers!

I bet you didn’t know that I’ve got a crack team of dedicated athletes training for a new Olympic sport here at Totes Towers! Yes that’s right, my three little darlings go above and beyond in their dedication to their chosen new sporting endeavour “Dehydration”. Yesterday I was super proud when I found all the… Continue Reading

In the bleak mid winter…and lo, I appear to be the only fucker that hasn’t got the Christmas decorations up.

In the bleak mid winter…and lo, I appear to be the only fucker that hasn’t got the Christmas decorations up.

In the bleak mid winter…and lo, I appear to be the only fucker that hasn’t got the Christmas decorations up. Why not cheer yourself up with a glass of Pinot noir, a new pair of patent navy blue boots and a stolen chocolate from an advent calendar. If that doesn’t work, go to plan B… Continue Reading