What I’m wearing…
I’m off galavanting…
But which shoes?
The black boots are too high and make me walk like a one-legged pirate.
Dangerous’s only comment was “you look like a pint of Guinness”.
And in other news I have just been to the village to procure ingredients. I saw a number of people that I know and chatted happily to them. I then noticed that my zip was undone and my pants had slipped down so I was flashing my fairy.
I think that I got away with it.