How does one stay fashion forward whilst walking a dog?
I don’t think that I’ve got it right. Trevor seems embarrassed to be seen with me in my wellies.
He’s busy sniffing lady dogs bits and trying his very forward seduction techniques on them.
I think that if he could talk we would hear him say
“Come and look at my sausage! You want some? Just pass me something to stand on so that I can give you my famous sausage surprise!”
He says it to the boy dogs too.