Category Archives: Wironing

Wironing for professionals

Wironing for professionals

Wironing for professionals. I’m fucking world class. Mo Farrah and Usain Bolt have nothing on me. I’m gold medal standard. I’m going to be on the BBC receiving my gold medal, head held high on the podium. “And in first place, Totes – excellent Ironing whilst pissed up on wine.” But I’m a bit sad…..… Continue Reading

3 is the magic number

3 is the magic number

If Totes Towers were Sesame Street today would be about the letter W and the number 3 which is magic according to De La Soul. W is for Wironing at which I’m World class. I ironed 3 garments and lost the fucking Will to live. W is for whining which I did plenty of on… Continue Reading