Back to school cool!
Ha, who am I kidding? It was another shit day at Totes Towers this morning. I managed to leave the dry washing out on the line last night and woke at 5.20 to the sound of heavy rain. I ran outside to find all my once dry towels and 4 pairs of the little shits shoes absolutely fucking wet through.
When I say I woke at 5.20 to the sound of heavy rain, I must be lying because I was awake half the night, boiling in my own sweat.
I had gone to bed with the windows open or so I thought but Dangerous had shut them. The fitted sheet came off as I’d writhed around and I had to change pillows as one was soaked.
I had left everything out for the first day back at school but this was no help and poor Oscar got shouted at by a hysterical hag because he couldn’t find his shoes, despite them being exactly where they should’ve been and he also went upstairs 4 times to put socks on and came down without them. He then proceeded to fuck the knees of his new trousers up by crawling around on the floor after he’d been warned repeatedly about it.
“They’ll think you’ve got last years trousers out of the fucking wash basket Oscar”
To which he cried and then I wanted to cry because I’d made him cry. We had to have a group hug and I had to say sorry for being a grumpy old cow.
Fucking living the dream again or as Phil would say “another day in paradise”
Dress Zara £39.99 not in the sale (it happens occasionally)
Boots M&S ages ago
Coat Zara sale £19.99
Necklace H&M £5