Monthly Archives: January 2017

Late as always and anxious due to having agreed to go on BBC breakfast

Late as always and anxious due to having agreed to go on BBC breakfast

Late as always and anxious due to having agreed to go on BBC breakfast on Tuesday morning to talk about parenting styles. I’m not sure that I’ve actually got a style and I’m certain that it couldn’t be described in one word if I had one.

I have been having anxiety dreams that I’m driving home from school drop off and it’s snowed. I can’t control the car and I keep smashing into parked cars and walls whilst shouting “aaaaaagghhh bollocks, shit arrggggghhh”

I’m not sure that the BBC know what they’ve let themselves in for but I’m hoping that after I have been sat on the sofa they will insist that I don’t go back to work and that I meet the big boss so that they can talk about a new and exciting career with the BBC with me.

“Darling you are wasted as an estate agent. We can make you a star. We’d like you to take over Homes under the Hammer. It’s lost its way a bit and can you manage the One Show with your responsibilities as a parent?”

And what will I wear?????

Aaaaaarrrggh I’m a vain shallow cow who’s just agreed to talk about the Dutch way of parenting versus the British way. I know nothing of these matters. WHY OH WHY HAVE I AGREED TO THIS?

Oooooh but maybe I will become new best friends with Steph……….

Dress Asos £20
Shoes clarks £20
Coat Zara sale £49
Hair Paul Knights hair spa